Meet "The Animal Protector (er, er, er)"

I'd like to introduce you to the "Animal Protector (er, er, er) (Her pronunciation, not mine)." She is a spunky superhero with great powers. She can talk to the animals and saves them all from harm. She wears a purple across the chest pack that holds lots of "important stuff", pink sparkly sunglasses (so she can better spot her friends), light pink all-terrain crocs and carries a bright green butterfly net (for the safe transport of all wildlife). I met this amazing superhero last night as she showed up on my stairs and with one hand on hip and the other holding her net high into the sky shouted, "I am the Animal Protector(er, er, er)!!!!!!" This great superhero then proceeded to deposit ALL her stuffed animal friends throughout the house in various spots of peril (atop the desk, the bathtub, behind the TV, everywhere). Then the rescues began...A cute raccoon was saved from the top of the stairs by being placed in the net and brought back to his habitat (her neon pink covered cheetah bed). Her mission was going great and all of the animals of the house were sure to found when all of a sudden there was a commotion outside. Our friendly neighbor and his daughter were in the barn picking up there picnic table and just like that she was gone. I do hope she will soon return as there are quite a few animals that still need her help as I had to rescue a bear myself from the bathtub just this very morning!!!!